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This was last night.
Mom:  Son, do you want to watch Independance Day?
Son: YEAH!!
Mom:  Oh wait, I have to see what the rating is.
Son:  It is PG-13, for violence and language.
Mom: Ok, we have TV Gauardian let’s watch it.
Son:  It has Will Smith in it.
Mom:  I didn’t know that.
Son:   Will Smith + TV Guardian = Silent Movie.
 
Well, [...]

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R (age 5) says to J (age 7), “Do you know who I like the most in this van?”
“Who?”
R says, “Everyone, especially God.”
J says, “Me too. Especially Jesus.”
R says, “Jesus was homemade and alive!”
J says, “Yeah, I know.”
Gotta love that.  LOL

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