Now that is is January 1, 2007, it is time to dispose of the gingerbread house. You could eat it, toss it into the garbage, or…
Step 1: Have a before picture.
Step 2: Gather ingredients needed for the disposal of said Gingerbread House.
We are using:
- fuse aka sparkler
- plastic device
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secret ingredients
Step 3: Add secret ingredients and the fuse to the plastic device. You now have a Structural Modification Device
Step 4: Insert the Structural Modification Device into the Gingerbread House.

Step 5: Place the target far from family, friends, and home.
Step 6: Have your wonderful hard working husband, ignite the Structural Modification Device.
Step 7: Go far far away.
Step 8: Needs no explanation. Sorry for the fuzzy picture. My body reacts to sudden loud, disturbing noises.
Step 9: Have all children clean up debris.
Step 10: Admire the art of a wonderful hard working husband.
All that’s left.












6 responses so far ↓
1 // Jan 12, 2007 at 4:54 am
< ![CDATA[My sons think this is a great idea for disposal of the cute little house. Boys, big and small, seem to enjoy blowing things apart. They postulate the use of thermite as the secret ingredient-kidding.
You have a lovely blog. I will enjoy visiting here, We have a similar sense of humor, I suspect.]]>
2 // Dec 26, 2007 at 9:16 am
< ![CDATA[[...] 2006 - Disposed of by a Structural Modification Device. [...] ]]>
3 It's the day after Thanksgiving // Dec 31, 2007 at 4:47 pm
[...] November 23, 2007 · 4 Comments Do you know where your gingerbread house is and what you are going to do with it? [...]
4 // Jan 10, 2008 at 9:03 pm
< ![CDATA[So funny! Now I don't feel so bad that my dh used a chain saw in the house to dismantle our Christmas tree!]]>
5 // Jan 29, 2008 at 5:00 pm
< ![CDATA[Just found your blog after looking at DY for flash cards....I thought I was the only homeshooler who made bombs with my children!! Did you use Mentos or Works?
Hi Ginny, thanks for visiting my blog. We did not use mentos and I am not sure what Works is. We did use mentos when we needed an empty bottle for science class. :D]]>
6 The Tradition Continues | APPLIE’S PLACE // Dec 6, 2008 at 7:21 pm
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